what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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