Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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