found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
True strength comes from lack of pants
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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