Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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