You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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