For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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