She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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