so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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