Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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