weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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