Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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