im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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