Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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