a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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