so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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