I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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