Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Randomize
