drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Someone shattered a urinal.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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