I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Randomize
