I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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