don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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