just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I just blew my weed a kiss
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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