Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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I need you to use more vowels.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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