is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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