He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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