Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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