i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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