Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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