Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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