I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
