Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Why did my mother make you get naked?
His nipple licking is glorious
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