If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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