that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
being pregnant is like rehab
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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