Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
it glows. i had to have it.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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