It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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