The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The power of my boobs compel you
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
tell me about the fingering
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