Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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