I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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