he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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