I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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