I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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