just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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