They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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