What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
