Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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