For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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