I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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