i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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