I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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