So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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