Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
