im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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