Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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