It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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