i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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