am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
operation harelip BJ is a go
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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