FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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