D3 body, D1 cock
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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