i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
