do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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