Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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